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Post by thedeuce on Feb 2, 2006 10:44:06 GMT -5
BAD NEWS ABOUT BEER
Yesterday, Australian University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight. 2) Talked excessively without making sense. 3) Became overly emotional. 4) Couldn't drive. 5) Failed to think rationally. 6) Argued over nothing. 7) Had to sit down while urinating. ; 8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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chelle
Knows what a beer is
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Post by chelle on Feb 8, 2006 17:28:30 GMT -5
does this mean that if i actually liked beer and drank it i'd end up more girly? hmmm well I think i'll pass. hahahaha
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Post by thedeuce on Feb 9, 2006 16:21:29 GMT -5
It brings up a very good question. Perhaps I should get 100 women together and give them 8 beers in an hour's time and monitor their results.
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Post by Lucky on Feb 20, 2006 15:29:46 GMT -5
I just like it !!!! I doubt it makes me any more girlie though.
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