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Post by thedeuce on May 24, 2006 14:15:50 GMT -5
Got this email from my bro. SOrry about all the "<" symbols
> Retirement Planning: > > If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one > year go, it would now > be worth $49.00. > > With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the > original $1000.00. > > With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 > left. > > But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer > one year ago, drank > all the beer, then turned in the cans for the > aluminum recycling > REFUND,you would have had $214.00. > > Based on the above, the best current investment > advice is to drink > heavily and recycle. > > It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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