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Post by thedeuce on Jun 26, 2006 9:01:54 GMT -5
This guy goes into a department store and the woman behind the counter can tell that he's very flustered. She asks, "can I help you?" and he says, "yeah, I need to buy some tampons for my wife."
She takes him over to the aisle with them and goes back to her register. Five minutes later he shows up at her counter with a ball of string and a bag of cotton balls.
She looks at him for a second and says, "i'm sorry, I don't mean to intrude, but weren't you here to buy tampons for your wife?"
He glares at her and says, "ok, it's like this: last week I gave my wife $30 to go to the store and buy a carton of smokes for me. She came back with a pack of rolling papers and a tin of tobacco, telling me how much cheaper that was. If I have to roll my own, so does she!"
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